WTF? Why Be A Degen?

Are you tired of living a mundane, vanilla life? Are you sick of following societal norms and being a boring conformist? Look no further, my friend, because being a degen is actually the best thing you can do for yourself.

First of all, let's address the negative connotation surrounding the term "degenerate". Who says that just because we choose to engage in unconventional activities, we're automatically labeled as "degenerate"? Society, that's who. But why should we care about their opinions? They're just a bunch of boring, uptight individuals who can't handle a little bit of fun.

Now, let's talk about the perks of being a degen. For starters, we get to live life on our own terms. We don't have to worry about what others think of us or conform to societal norms. We're free to express ourselves in any way we see fit, whether that means dressing up in outrageous outfits or engaging in taboo activities.

Another benefit of being a degen is the sense of community it brings. We're not alone in our degenerate ways - there are plenty of like-minded individuals out there who share our interests. We can bond over our love of partying, raves, festivals, music, drugs, and other vices, and form deep, meaningful connections that go beyond the surface level.

Speaking of vices, let's address the elephant in the room: substance abuse. Yes, some may argue that engaging in drug use is a negative aspect of being a degen. But hear me out - drugs can actually be a good thing. They allow us to explore our consciousness and open our minds to new experiences. Plus, they're just plain fun. Who wouldn't want to spend a night dancing their heart out on MDMA or experiencing ego death on a heroic dose of mushrooms?

And let's not forget about the financial benefits of being a degen. We don't waste our money on boring, practical things like saving for retirement or buying a house. Instead, we invest in experiences - concerts, festivals, and other wild adventures that we'll remember for the rest of our lives. Sure, we may not have much to show for it in terms of material possessions, but who needs that when you have memories that will last a lifetime?

Finally, being a degen is just plain cool. We're rebels, we're outcasts, we're the ones who don't play by the rules. People are drawn to us because we exude a certain aura of danger and excitement. We're the life of the party, the ones who make things happen. And isn't that what life is all about - living in the moment, taking risks, and having fun?

Being a degen may be frowned upon by society, but who fucking cares? We're living our best lives and having a blast while doing it. So let's embrace our degeneracy and revel in the freedom it brings. After all, life is short - why waste it being boring?

Be Degen. Live Degen. Shop Degen!

Your degen friend,